Monday, January 10, 2011

Project Lemon Tree

A major part of my healthy eating is cutting out Salt and Sauces.  The perfect replacement is LEMONS.  With the sour taste of the lemon it works like salt and adds a lot of flavour to both chicken and seafood.  Also nothing is more tasty then having lemon sqeezed all over Veggies or Salad... YUMM!

PHASE ONE:

Purchase the magical "Lemon Making Tree"




PHASE TWO:

Clear a nice big area for the tree to be all it can be




PHASE THREE:


 It may seem weird but peeing on a lemon tree helps it grow. Urine is made up of water, salts and urea, which is an organic product containing nitrogen, much like fertiliser.  :)

SO PISS AWAY PPL!!  hehe


PROJECT LEMON TREE UPDATE:

Our tree is thriving in the strange weather Melbourne has been putting on.  There has been so much rain and now lots of sun.  A great mixture for a perfect start to a trees life. 

4 comments:

  1. Loving the pee on the tree thats great I want to pee on it too maybe next time.Kendall

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  2. I pee on my tree twice a day, it's really spurting now!

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  3. I pee in the toilet, I'm not a dog. Think on....

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  4. You must not have a lemon tree then because if you did you would be peeing on it :)

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